Monday, September 22, 2008

Please Read the Bottom Line for Me...


It must be nice to view one's past through the rose-colored glasses worn by the characters on General Hospital. I mean, if the past becomes inconvenient or embarrassing, then just change it!

I listened to Laura tell RuRu, sorry... Lulu all about her time on that horrible island with that horrible man calling himself Nikolas' father. According to Laura, the only thing that gave her peace and hope (and cured any Cassadine cooties) was going to the nursery and breathing in her darling Nikolas' scent. Well, wow! How did she repay this helpless infant she adored so much? First chance she got she fled the island. ALONE. BY HERSELF. WITHOUT HER HELPLESS BABY.

Skank. And speaking of skanks, what was that load of bull Sam McCall was shoveling the other day? Ric Lansing tricked her into throwing her legs up over his shoulders and clawing his back while she screamed his name? Man, that guy is wily!

I know I shouldn't expect more. After all, this is the show that spun a rapist into a romantic figure, that cheered Carly on while she chastised her husband Jax who had been sexually assaulted by his kidnapper. This is also the show that parades Robin Scorpio as some sort of symbol, the woman who has the nerve to lecture Patrick Drake about ANYTHING when she once played house with the brain-dead hitman and the baby she knew he stole from his brother.

Yeah, rose-colored glasses are great. I'm being fitted for some even as we speak.